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Total Medals Earned: 786 (From 155 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,210 Points

Meaty Boner

Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Pass the first stage of the Castle

Meaty Meal Time 5 Points

Eat the meat off of a werewolf

Raging Hot Boner 5 Points

Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire

Beat Level 2 10 Points

Pass the Second stage of the Castle

Beat Level 4 25 Points

Pass the fourth stage of the Castle

Beefy Boner 25 Points

Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner

Bone the Head 25 Points

Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!

Beat Level 5 50 Points

Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Mechanical Ice Apocalypse

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)

Lazors 5 Points

Get killed by the lasers

Patience 5 Points

Watch the entire credits scene

Showoff 5 Points

Submit your high score

Story 5 Points

Listen to the entire story

Suicidal 5 Points

Die ten times

tldr 5 Points

Skip the story midway

Bronze 10 Points

Finish under 3:20

Silver 25 Points

Finish under 2:50

Gold 50 Points

Finish under 2:20

Ninja 50 Points

Last four minutes without shooting

Winrar 50 Points

Kill the boss and save the world

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

Mittens

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

Hero 25 Points

Save the princess!

Kitty Brawler 50 Points

Kill over 100 enemies.

Perfect Protector 100 Points

Reach the princess without losing any health.

Nanobeast

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/500 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill your first enemy

Bombardier 5 Points

Throw your first bomb

Enlightened 5 Points

Watch the credits until the end

Private 5 Points

Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty

Airforce Specialist 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty

Airman 10 Points

Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty

Conscientious Objector 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 without shooting

Corporal 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty

Ensign 10 Points

Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty

Kitty 10 Points

Acquire 9 lives

Master Sergeant 10 Points

Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty

Millionaire 10 Points

Earn 1 million points

Officer 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty

Pacifist 10 Points

Complete Chapter 1 without shooting

Senior Airman 10 Points

Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty

Sergeant 10 Points

Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty

Story Nerd 10 Points

Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping

Air Force General 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty

Brigadier General 25 Points

Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty

Captain 25 Points

Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty

Colonel 25 Points

Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty

Commander 25 Points

Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty

Lieutenant 25 Points

Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty

Major 25 Points

Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty

Passive Resister 25 Points

Complete Chapter 3 without shooting

Space Admiral 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty

Intergalactic Admiral 100 Points

Beat the game on Insane difficulty

Necrorun

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)

Look mommy, I'm death! 5 Points

Fail to get at least 1.000 points

10k 5 Points

Get a score of 10.000

5k 5 Points

Get a score of 5.000

Critical Hit 10 Points

Critically hit the Knight

Double Kill 10 Points

Get a double kill

Trials 25 Points

Complete all the trials

Lethe player 50 Points

be l33t and score over 50k

Triple kill 50 Points

Get a triple kill, pretty hard.

The black plague 100 Points

Kill 10 knights in one run

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Newgrounds HQ Showdown

Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)

First blood 5 Points

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

u suxorz 5 Points

Lose against any team

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Next Action Frog

Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/425 points)

Green Frogs Can Jump 5 Points

Finish level 5

1up! 10 Points

Finish level 14

Skilled Jumper 10 Points

Finish level 10

Flock Rider 25 Points

Finish level 18

Timing is Everything 25 Points

Finish level 21

Almost Famous 50 Points

Finish level 27

Hanging by a Pixel 50 Points

Finish level 24

Impossible is Nothing 50 Points

Complete the game

30 Lives 100 Points

Complete the game with less than 30 deaths

The Next Videogame Star 100 Points

Complete the game with less than 10 deaths

Ninja Katana

Medals Earned: 6/9 (60/105 points)

Awesomeness 10 Points

You are fully capable of Awesome Combos

Cold-Blooded Killer 10 Points

You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos

Combo Greatness 10 Points

Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest

Environmentalist 10 Points

You use your surroundings wisely

Machinist 10 Points

You used the stage traps to your advantage

Outstanding Moves 10 Points

You can kill things with style. Bravo.

Alchemist 10 Points

You are a master of Jutsu Techniques

Weapons Aficionado 10 Points

You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge

Completionist 25 Points

You get sh*t done.

One Button Bob

Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)

First Kill 5 Points

Boomerang the bat on the first screen.

Stage 1 10 Points

Complete the easy round.

Stage 2 25 Points

Complete the medium round.

Stage 3 50 Points

Complete the hard round.

Bronze 25 Points

Finish with under 400 clicks.

Buttkicker 50 Points

Kill the boss.

Silver 50 Points

Finish with under 300 clicks.

Gold 100 Points

Finish with under 200 clicks.