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Total Medals Earned: 783 (From 153 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,195 Points

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Bullet Heaven

Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/600 points)

Boom 5 Points

Use a bomb for the first time.

Stray Bullets 5 Points

Get killed with no enemies on screen.

500k 10 Points

Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.

Angel Wings 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Natalie.

Bullet Hell 10 Points

Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.

Counter Attack 10 Points

Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.

Gold Farmer 10 Points

Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.

I Like Swords 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Matt.

Killer 10 Points

Kill 3000 enemies in total.

Max Power 10 Points

Fully upgrade all stats

Millionaire 10 Points

Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.

Pew Pew Pew 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Lance.

Power Up 10 Points

Fully upgrade any stat.

Punching Bag 10 Points

Get hit 100 times in total.

Shields On 10 Points

Collect 100 power ups in total.

Shooter 10 Points

Kill 300 enemies in total.

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 10000 enemies in total.

Sniper 10 Points

Kill 1000 enemies in total.

Stars Everywhere 10 Points

Play 10 levels as NoLegs.

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Anna.

Ultimate Blade 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies instantly.

Bronze Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.

Bullet Master 25 Points

Complete all bonus levels.

Gold Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.

Pacifism 25 Points

Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.

Platinum Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.

Silver Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.

The End 25 Points

Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.

3 Heart Challenge 50 Points

Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.

Mass Murderer 50 Points

Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.

Diamond Badge 100 Points

Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Cat Astro Phi

Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/155 points)

M41-A 5 Points

Kill all bots on any level

Atari wouldn't like it 10 Points

Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences

Autopilot to LV-426 10 Points

Complete Planet 1

Hello Joshua 5 Points

Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing

Express elevator to hell 10 Points

Complete Planet 2

Farewell Sulaco 10 Points

Complete Planet 3

Eric and the Floaters 25 Points

Destroy 20 bots using only bombs

I'll go out there 25 Points

Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2

Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points

Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting

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Catch 51

Medals Earned: 9/10 (45/50 points)

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Cave of No Return

Medals Earned: 6/12 (195/365 points)

Inquisitive Soul 5 Points

View The Credits

No Return 5 Points

Enter The Cave of No Return

Mushrooms Are Bad For You 10 Points

Enter The Mushroom Forest

Going On A Trip 25 Points

Trip 5 Times During 1 Game

Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points

Trip 10 Times During 1 Game

There But Not Back Again 100 Points

Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Rain of Pebbles 10 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time

Sliding Princess 10 Points

Slide A Fair Bit

Rain of Stones 25 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time

Sliding Queen 25 Points

Slide Quite A Bit

Mother of Slide 50 Points

Slide A Lot!

Stone Storm 50 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/150 points)

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Chroma Keys

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)

Breaking the Ice 10 Points

Score 5,000 points in one game.

Prochacho 25 Points

Score 10,000 points in one game.

Prodigy 50 Points

Score 20,000 points in one game.

Masochistic 100 Points

Score 30,000 points in one game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Color Follower

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)

How to? 5 Points

Learn how to play this game, dammit

Freestyler! 5 Points

Play freestyler mode

1 to 5 10 Points

Complete levels 1 to 5

11 to 15 10 Points

Complete levels 11 to 15

6 to 10 10 Points

Complete levels 6 to 10

16 to 20 25 Points

Complete levels 16 to 20

21 to 25 50 Points

Complete levels 21 to 25

All 30 100 Points

Complete all 30 levels to beat the game